Sunday, January 30, 2011

Obivious and Classy

Real talk! Long story short!

Because I promote, I have quite a few hoe followers, it’s always nice to have cause of guaranteed money. But Today I'm here to tell you the difference between 2 types of hoes, your classy hoe and your obvious hoes.

Quick rundown/short list because I'm drunk writing on my memo

Obvious hoe: she never enjoy herself if no one showing her attention, she stunts in front of the girl you with (whether you with her or not), she makes plans before she goes out on who she going to fuck after the club, party, etc. She tell you you’re going fuck indirectly and will fuck after the club if she didn't make plans or her plans fell through. She always tells you what she doesn’t do meaning that what she loves to do. Last but not least, silence and a don’t try me like that face is always the big winner! Example: you whisper in her ear “you want to fuck”, she will not answer and look at you like you just tried me, knowing she only put that face cause her home girl right there and she don’t need her in her business a.k.a vagina.

Classy hoe: well she not obvious, very studious, meets every guy she fucking in front of a group of friends so it don't look like nothing, always have a wingman for different occasions (outlook), always makes sure an image of her is maintained, she teases you and tell you no cause you fuck on better hours then after the club seen. She will chill and drink off of random other guys tables, get talked to and maybe a squeeze and grab here and there to feel wanted for self-esteem purposes, never giving that guy her phone number. Then when they leave the party she always the first to make sure everyone home safe, then claiming she home and got a long day tomorrow knowing she one minute away from the other guys house you thought she was just friends with. She more than a classy hoe, she a “under cover clever hoe”.

Jamie Foxx said “Some say that sex is overrated but they just ain't doin' it right!”

Zues said "A Hoe is a Hoe no matter what position you put her in!

lmfao

6 comments:

thesoulofjapan said...

Hello,

I stumbled across your blog on twitter via Sadai Soto. For some reason I think we've met. Were you ever in SoCal? And did you attend SMC?

DeathbeforeDishonor said...

LMAO Shawn... hot mess of drunk! U right though!!! I've seen it done! PS IMU!

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"Tha Unknown" said...

That's real messed up, true as f**k, but mess up. And you couldn't be that drunk considering that you wrote that you were drunk and your grammer is on point.

SKETCH said...

HAHAFUCKINHA!!! NOW THIS IS AWESOME!!!! U MY FRIEND ARE AWESOME!!!
"HOE ACTIVITIES WITH HOE TENDENCIES HOES ARE YA FRIENDS AN HOES ARE YA ENEMIES"

Unknown said...

Wow its crazy to see how you think...lol once again wow, you spoke a lot of truth but damn that's what runs through your head "drunk" or not
VERY INTERESTING o_O